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Will David Portnoy give another 9+ pizza review by April 30?

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Will David Portnoy give another 9+ pizza review by April 30?

4% chance
Polymarket

$8,009 Vol.

4% chance
Polymarket

$8,009 Vol.

This market will resolve to "Yes" if David Portnoy gives any pizza a rating of 9.0 or higher during any One Bite Pizza Review published between the date of market creation and April 30, 2026, 11:59PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No". If clips of old episodes are aired, those clips will not count toward this market's resolution. The primary resolution source for this market will be David Portnoy's official One Bite Pizza Reviews YouTube channel. (see: https://www.youtube.com/@OneBitePizzaReviews)Trader consensus on Polymarket reflects near-certain confidence at 96.4% implied probability for "No," driven by David Portnoy's failure to award a single 9+ score in his 2026 One Bite pizza reviews despite a steady cadence of weekly Barstool drops. Recent outings, including 7.9 for Brainwave Pizza in Decatur, GA (February), 7.5 for King Dough in Indianapolis (April), and similar mid-7s for Phil's Pizzeria in Syosset, NY, and Sam's Square Pie, underscore his elevated standards and scarcity of elite ratings—none verified since late 2025. With the April 30 deadline expiring today and no fresh review posted, the wisdom of crowds prices in overwhelming historical rarity. A realistic upset would require an unannounced last-minute review yielding a 9+, though Portnoy's travel schedule shows no such tease.

This market will resolve to "Yes" if David Portnoy gives any pizza a rating of 9.0 or higher during any One Bite Pizza Review published between the date of market creation and April 30, 2026, 11:59PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No".

If clips of old episodes are aired, those clips will not count toward this market's resolution.

The primary resolution source for this market will be David Portnoy's official One Bite Pizza Reviews YouTube channel. (see: https://www.youtube.com/@OneBitePizzaReviews)
Volume
$8,009
End Date
Apr 30, 2026
Market Opened
Jan 6, 2026, 1:37 PM ET
This market will resolve to "Yes" if David Portnoy gives any pizza a rating of 9.0 or higher during any One Bite Pizza Review published between the date of market creation and April 30, 2026, 11:59PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No". If clips of old episodes are aired, those clips will not count toward this market's resolution. The primary resolution source for this market will be David Portnoy's official One Bite Pizza Reviews YouTube channel. (see: https://www.youtube.com/@OneBitePizzaReviews)
This market will resolve to "Yes" if David Portnoy gives any pizza a rating of 9.0 or higher during any One Bite Pizza Review published between the date of market creation and April 30, 2026, 11:59PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No". If clips of old episodes are aired, those clips will not count toward this market's resolution. The primary resolution source for this market will be David Portnoy's official One Bite Pizza Reviews YouTube channel. (see: https://www.youtube.com/@OneBitePizzaReviews)Trader consensus on Polymarket reflects near-certain confidence at 96.4% implied probability for "No," driven by David Portnoy's failure to award a single 9+ score in his 2026 One Bite pizza reviews despite a steady cadence of weekly Barstool drops. Recent outings, including 7.9 for Brainwave Pizza in Decatur, GA (February), 7.5 for King Dough in Indianapolis (April), and similar mid-7s for Phil's Pizzeria in Syosset, NY, and Sam's Square Pie, underscore his elevated standards and scarcity of elite ratings—none verified since late 2025. With the April 30 deadline expiring today and no fresh review posted, the wisdom of crowds prices in overwhelming historical rarity. A realistic upset would require an unannounced last-minute review yielding a 9+, though Portnoy's travel schedule shows no such tease.

This market will resolve to "Yes" if David Portnoy gives any pizza a rating of 9.0 or higher during any One Bite Pizza Review published between the date of market creation and April 30, 2026, 11:59PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No".

If clips of old episodes are aired, those clips will not count toward this market's resolution.

The primary resolution source for this market will be David Portnoy's official One Bite Pizza Reviews YouTube channel. (see: https://www.youtube.com/@OneBitePizzaReviews)
Volume
$8,009
End Date
Apr 30, 2026
Market Opened
Jan 6, 2026, 1:37 PM ET
This market will resolve to "Yes" if David Portnoy gives any pizza a rating of 9.0 or higher during any One Bite Pizza Review published between the date of market creation and April 30, 2026, 11:59PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No". If clips of old episodes are aired, those clips will not count toward this market's resolution. The primary resolution source for this market will be David Portnoy's official One Bite Pizza Reviews YouTube channel. (see: https://www.youtube.com/@OneBitePizzaReviews)

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"Will David Portnoy give another 9+ pizza review by April 30?" is a prediction market on Polymarket where traders buy and sell "Yes" or "No" shares based on whether they believe this event will happen. The current crowd-sourced probability is 4% for "Yes." For example, if "Yes" is priced at 4¢, the market collectively assigns a 4% chance that this event will occur. These odds shift continuously as traders react to new developments and information. Shares in the correct outcome are redeemable for $1 each upon market resolution.

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